I Don't Always Die But When I Do I Don't

“I Don’t Always Die – But When I Do, I Don’t: A Guide to Living Life to the Fullest”

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“I Don’t Always Die – But When I Do, I Don’t: A Guide to Living Life to the Fullest”

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Description

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Size Charts & Materials

1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.

2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.

3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem. All measurements in the table refer to garment sizes.

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

Refund Policy

We pride ourselves in our product quality with strict quality control checks in place. To provide you with additional peace of mind, we also offer a comprehensive 7 Day Returns guarantee for each order. Buy with confidence and enjoy a great shopping experience!