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“I Don’t Always Die – But When I Do, I Don’t: A Guide to Living Life to the Fullest”
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Description
Are you looking for a way to make sure you never die? Look no further than I Don’t Always Die But When I Do I Don’t! This revolutionary product is designed to keep you alive no matter what.
This unique product is made from a special blend of materials that are designed to protect you from any kind of death. Whether it’s a natural disaster, a car accident, or a zombie apocalypse, you can rest assured that you will remain safe and sound.
The product is lightweight and easy to carry, so you can take it with you wherever you go. It also comes with a lifetime warranty, so you can be sure that it will last you a long time.
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Size Charts & Materials
1. Length is measured from the highest point on the collar down to the bottom hem.
2. Width is measured across the body of the shirt under the armpits, one way.
3. Sleeves are measured from center back to hem. All measurements in the table refer to garment sizes.
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Refund Policy
We pride ourselves in our product quality with strict quality control checks in place. To provide you with additional peace of mind, we also offer a comprehensive 7 Day Returns guarantee for each order. Buy with confidence and enjoy a great shopping experience!
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